elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

alexisandstuff:

disneyismyescape:

Has anyone made this yet?

RIP Dresses and Hair 

YUP YUP YUP.

MAYBE EDWARD CULLEN SNEEZED I AM DONE

(via goodlifequote)

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41742
Posted
1 year ago

OK SO IN ENGLAND THIS IS WHAT A RUBBER IS

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AND SOMEONE ON MY DASH JUST MENTIONED PUTTING A ‘RUBBER’ ON YOUR PENIS AND

I GOT REALLY REALLY CONFUSED

THIS IS WHAT WE CALL A RUBBER IN AUSTRALIA TOO. WE FEEL YOUR PAIN.

SAME WITH NEW ZEALAND.

We don’t have those in America because we don’t make mistakes.

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THAT WAS ONE TIME

(via thefilthyunicorn)

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605389
Posted
1 year ago

badbitchesandgoodink:

charemilye:

me

No bitch, I’m here to lick one of your titties. 

(Source: westbor0baptistchurch, via ifuckinglovejellyfish)

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290417
Posted
1 year ago