elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:
Has anyone made this yet?
RIP Dresses and Hair
YUP YUP YUP.
MAYBE EDWARD CULLEN SNEEZED I AM DONE
(via fuckyeahlaughters)
OK SO IN ENGLAND THIS IS WHAT A RUBBER IS
AND SOMEONE ON MY DASH JUST MENTIONED PUTTING A ‘RUBBER’ ON YOUR PENIS AND
I GOT REALLY REALLY CONFUSED
THIS IS WHAT WE CALL A RUBBER IN AUSTRALIA TOO. WE FEEL YOUR PAIN.
SAME WITH NEW ZEALAND.
We don’t have those in America because we don’t make mistakes.
THAT WAS ONE TIME
(via thefilthyunicorn)
me
No bitch, I’m here to lick one of your titties.
(Source: westbor0baptistchurch, via just7up)